I’ve sent you to this page on my site because you have sent me a random email with some sort of marketing or blog post pitch that shows me that you have not bothered to look at my site. So, here is a picture of a teenager wearing an octopus costume that is just about as random as the pitch you’ve sent me. Cheers!

While you’re at it please take a look at the rest of my site to get an idea of what I write about here. If you understand what the site is about and you give me a realistic pitch I might consider a guest post.